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The Book No One Should Open (Autographed)

"When he heard sharp metal scratching at the wooden doorframe, his heart jumped into his throat. Will squeezed his eyes shut and ducked under his blanket. The scraping sound moved across the far wall, turned the corner, and continued toward his bed. As it traveled around the room, Will's pulse beat faster and faster. The sound stopped right next to him."


Are you looking for scary stories? Dark, spooky tales of terror and supernatural horror? Ghost stories with suspense and thrills to scare your friends and family? Unexpected laughs and fun?


Welcome to The Book No One Should Open, a collection of twenty-seven original scary stories that will keep you turning pages far into the night. Each story brings something new to fear, whether it’s a vengeful spirit in your home, a curse that never lets you go, a lurking creature at your door, or a visitor inside your walls.

But that’s not all! With scores of hand-drawn illustrations to bring these nightmarish tales to life, horror lovers of all ages will scream with delight at the strange and terrible visions inside.


So grab a flashlight, find a cozy spot, and get ready to dive into a world of creepy creatures, haunted places, and unexpected twists. Are you brave enough to look upon the pages of The Book No One Should Open? Will you survive the terror within?

Grab this physical copy of the book signed by Topsy's human avatar, Nick Evans himself! 

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