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Johnny Cylon - Just Checkin' Out Tunage, Man (CD & Digital)

Are you ready to blast off into the chaotic, synth-fueled, brain-melting soundscape of Johnny Cylon? Buckle up, because Just Checkin’ Out Tunage, Man. is here to rattle your circuits! This debut album features a whopping 21 tracks of genre-defying, absurdly catchy, and often unsettling auditory goodness. 

Inspired by Cylon’s legendary catchphrase, this album is more than just music—it’s a full sensory experience. Just like its cover art—where Johnny majestically perches on a saxophone-shaped toilet—each track will have you questioning reality, plumbing the depths of musical genius, and flushing away your expectations of what an album should be.

WHAT YOU GET:

1). A physical "Vinyl CD"! It's a CD that plays anywhere but made to look like a small vinyl record!
2.) A sleek, black CD sleeve for that classy, minimalist look.
3.) A digital download of the album in a handy zip file!
3.) A FREE Robot Co-Op holographic sticker, biz card and post card signed by Rick!

TRACK LISTING:

1.) Alan’s Big Party
2.) Bacon On His Back
3.) Big Night Billy
4.) Chili Pocket Tuesday
5.) Cylon & Tina’s Jingle Bells
6.) Johnny Cylon’s Mean Meme Machine
7.) Cylon’s New Fish Paste Year
8.) Resolution
9.) Dead By Countdown Vampire’s Daylight
10.) Drunk Truck (ft. Flux Namtari as Drunk Jill)
11.) My Squad
12.) Pickles Destroyed The World
13.) Powerful Brain
14.) Resident Shrink Ray
15.) Santa Will Bleed
16.) Snack In My Pocket
17.) Stardew Valley’s Toilet Town
18.) 2 Spooky 4 Mookie (ft. Flux Namtari)
19.) Twin Alan 2
20.) What Does BS Mean To Me
21.) X Gon’ Give It To Ya

IMPORTANT DOWNLOAD INFO: Your digital download comes in a .zip file—you’ll need a program like WinZip to open it. If you don’t have WinZip, don’t worry! You can grab it here: WinZip Official Site

Or try these free and safe alternatives:

7-Zip (Windows): https://www.7-zip.org/

The Unarchiver (Mac): https://theunarchiver.com/

Don’t sleep on this—grab Just Checkin’ Out Tunage, Man. and witness the madness for yourself!

We Launched a New Show!

Introducing JANK BANK - where every game is a bad investment. Join Rick Wolf & Johnny Cylon as they break down the infamous Philips CD-i disasterpiece, "Link: The Faces of Evil" along with hilarious live improv from Flux Namatari & Benjamin Pickles!